A cafeteria that does not cook food to order decides to do steak.
I have a feeling the nacho bar will be very popular today.
by kingftheeyesores
25 Comments
kingftheeyesores
For anyone wondering it’s $9.99 for one piece plus instant mashed, green beans and mushroom sauce.
EtiquetteMusic
Straight to jail
bakanisan
Minced steak with meat glue? Freezer burned steaks? I can’t really tell…
ALittleBitBeefy
BraveMonke
Ya, I’m just gonna go hungry today. Thanks
MannyOmega
:((
Illustrious_Pool_321
“She cut them herself” did it for me
Sanquinity
Cut them herself…? Did she use a hacksaw like a machete for target practice or something?
FoTweezy
Gordon Ramsey voice: looks like a dog’s chew
NiobiumThorn
Is this maybe cube steak? Tends to be cheap and iirc looks awful if not breaded
Yes ik it isn’t cube looking but the juices leak and it wrinkes and shit
Ambitious-Ad2217
WTF I was the FSD at a college we did steak night on a buffet it didn’t remotely look like that.
ilovepbnjx4
Looks like behind a fat person‘s knee crease
Everold
Absolutely foul mate big ups
neeevans
that’s shit from a butt
PansophicNostradamus
I’m not even sure my *cat* would eat that, and that’s saying something.
bigwigmike
It looks like school cafeteria burgers
DodgyRogue
If they really wanted to do a steak they would have been better to braise them. Some onions, wet them with some stock, then finish with some gravy. It may have cost more to make but there’d b less in the trash at the end of the day.
KingMobScene
That poor cow died in vain
electr1cbubba
If I paid money for this I’d be pissed off for a week
Emerald_Digger
People like this remind me that i am not a bad chef in comparrison
cloud7100
With a lifetime of eating in hospital cafeterias…
…I’d cut one up, drown it in canned brown gravy, pour it over the instant potatoes, salt and pepper the shit out of it, and be happy. Maybe even hit it with a packet of Texas Pete.
Making institutional food palatable requires generous use of condiments and a lowering of expectations.
*edit* Just read that it comes with a mushroom sauce. I’d ask for extra sauce to drown it, that sounds good now.
25 Comments
For anyone wondering it’s $9.99 for one piece plus instant mashed, green beans and mushroom sauce.
Straight to jail
Minced steak with meat glue? Freezer burned steaks? I can’t really tell…
Ya, I’m just gonna go hungry today. Thanks
:((
“She cut them herself” did it for me
Cut them herself…? Did she use a hacksaw like a machete for target practice or something?
Gordon Ramsey voice: looks like a dog’s chew
Is this maybe cube steak? Tends to be cheap and iirc looks awful if not breaded
Yes ik it isn’t cube looking but the juices leak and it wrinkes and shit
WTF I was the FSD at a college we did steak night on a buffet it didn’t remotely look like that.
Looks like behind a fat person‘s knee crease
Absolutely foul mate big ups
that’s shit from a butt
I’m not even sure my *cat* would eat that, and that’s saying something.
It looks like school cafeteria burgers
If they really wanted to do a steak they would have been better to braise them. Some onions, wet them with some stock, then finish with some gravy. It may have cost more to make but there’d b less in the trash at the end of the day.
That poor cow died in vain
If I paid money for this I’d be pissed off for a week
People like this remind me that i am not a bad chef in comparrison
With a lifetime of eating in hospital cafeterias…
…I’d cut one up, drown it in canned brown gravy, pour it over the instant potatoes, salt and pepper the shit out of it, and be happy. Maybe even hit it with a packet of Texas Pete.
Making institutional food palatable requires generous use of condiments and a lowering of expectations.
*edit* Just read that it comes with a mushroom sauce. I’d ask for extra sauce to drown it, that sounds good now.
Brother, ew.
I feel sorry for the cow that died in vain.
r/poopfromabutt
Guess what; y’all having chili tomorrow.